卡尔(马特·狄龙 Matt Dillon饰)和莫利(凯特·哈德森 Kate Hudson饰)的新婚生活眼看就要甜甜蜜蜜的铺开,此时却来了个不速之客:卡尔的老友杜普瑞(欧文·威尔逊 Owen Wilson饰)。这个家伙行为怪异,思想奇特,有自己一套慵懒散漫的生活方式。如今他倒了大霉,被公司解雇,随后无家可归,好心的卡尔收留他住下,并不介意杜普瑞给自己新婚生活带来的麻烦。杜普瑞的生活上的种种疯狂行径却已经让莫利忍无可忍,那些近乎荒唐的生活闹剧严重地影响了夫妻两人原本平静的生活。然而出人意料的是,杜普瑞跟街坊们打成一片,个个都受到他性格的感染。与之相反的是,卡尔的工作非常忙碌,分给家庭的时间日渐减少。于是杜普瑞更像是这里的男主人。不止邻居,就连莫利,也渐渐喜爱上这个电灯泡。这个三人同居的困境,到了非解决不可的地步。
一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选择。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话,不适合年轻的Taylor Lautner影迷。A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.Raunchy hilarity ensues when Bella's life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of bloodsucking newborns, and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save Bella's life.The love triangle of mortals, vampires and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again.From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga” “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns a
Astronomer Bill Whitley is so preoccupied with the new comet he's discovered that his time at the observatory sometimes comes at the expense of his beautiful wife, Vicky. When the neglected spouse becomes influenced by an eccentric neighbor into believing in the power of astrology, she subscribes to a weekly horoscope from a phony seer, the appropriately named Margaret Sybill. When the beautiful Mrs. Whitley reads that a new dream man will be coming soon into her life, she assumes he's taken the form of Lloyd Hunter, a handsome and dashing foreign correspondent who doubles as the neighborhood air raid warden. A frantic Bill realizes that he's going to have to keep closer track of his earthbound heavenly body if he's going to keep the prediction from becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The movie chronicles the events of history's man of mystery, Rasputin. Although not quite historically accurate and little emphasis is put on the politics of the day, Rasputin's rise to power and eventual assassination are depicted in an attempt to explain his extraordinary power and influence.
When a promised job for Texan Michael fails to materialise in Wyoming, Mike is mistaken by Wayne to be the hitman he hired to kill his unfaithful wife, Suzanne. Mike takes full advantage of the situation, collects the money and runs. During his getaway, things go wrong, and soon get worse when he runs into the real hitman, Lyle.
January is forced to return home after six years traveling abroad. A near-fatal accident has left her temporarily wheelchair bound and depleted of her long-term memory. She is accompanied by her boyfriend 'Callum' whom she met whilst traveling. He was also the driver in the fateful accident. Not only has she forgotten her family, but her childhood as well and is surprised to discover that her home is a stately manor in the middle of the country-side. As January tries to settle in, she finds herself becoming even more estranged from her family, who just want their daughter back. The trouble is, she cannot remember who that daughter was, or why she ran away in the first place. Desperate to discover why she left all those years ago and with Callum's help, she sets out to find the truth. They soon discover the family are not as loving as they seem to be. Was there a dark reason why she left them in the first place